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Mail Order Pets and Plants

Free Monkey - The ultimate ad and the inspiration for this site.

Sea Monkeys - You can still buy these and they are still ultra-cool even if they don't have little families and live in little towns.

Hermit Crabs - An all time favorite. They ad says they can live up to 70 years. Heh, yeah, right.

Venus Flytraps - Mine grew, how about yours?

Live Seahorses - I wanted these so bad but no, I wasn't allowed to get them.

Squirrel Monkey - Another pet I wasn't allowed to order but then again where was I going to get $18.95 and what the heck did fob mean anyway?

See the Miracle of Birth - Those of you seeking an instant family may want to consider these.

Silent Dog Whistle - I wasn't sure what category this fit into so here you go. This was a huge disappointment for me.

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